(Verse 2 - Maros)
I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly
I'm about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right
Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader
You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters
Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's
Pegasus pony, I been so fly
Get hype like (YAY)...Fluttershy (SWAG)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny
Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager
that Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're
never gonna be 20 percent cooler
(Verse 3 - Swagberg)
Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though
Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a wack show
or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
but I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those
Slow it down, so far raps I'm fucking
Kicking hard like apple-bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
"Who's that man, that swag is something"
Come to think of it, I'm very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don't give shit if you care about parity
(that's I-T-Y) now I see why
they said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly
Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes
(Verse 4 - LULZ-y)
Okie dokie lokie, I guess I have to rap too...
Nobody told me there's gonna be a round three
Swagberg, Maros, and now it got LULZ-y
I gotta pitch in, confound these ponies
Makin' me rap about my new-found homies
Bronies, everywhere around, you can find 'em
Walkin', driving, even buyin'
MLP toys in the hot pink aisle and
Getting strange stares from strangers' eyes
Sometimes I wonder how I got so hooked
To a show so feminine, a show so cute
I'm glued like Twilight's glued to a book
Yeah I'm kid of obsessed, hope nobody looked
When I loaded my laptop's login screen
'Cause I set it to a picture of Rarity. ;D
So let me say it again with clarity
We are bronies, and we love them ponies
(Verse 5 - pogosama)
Pogo 'bout to spit hot
Self taught, made to rock
Gotta gallop, never trot
Hit the spot in Canterlot
Bronies all gather round
Stomp your hooves to the ground
Vibin' to this pony sound
Pump the bass and drop it down
Pony Swag just ridin' dirty
Cross yo' eyes we gettin' Derpy
Gettin' hype for Season Two, We
All lovin' My Little Pony
Beat buck on the mic
So we can ride tight
All night, no end in sight
Jam so hot it might ignite
Like glowin' eyes of Twilight
Pinkie laugh to stop the fright
Dashie fluttershy flight
AJ Rarity and Spike
Gang's all here the party's bumpin'
Flank's and rears shake to the bass thumpin'
Celestia's Sun! Party's over, it's tragic!
Bronies forever and FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
(Verse 6 - r0ninKai)
Once upon a time, few months ago
I heard about a little girly show
All the guys are talkin, that its really awesome
while I simply wondering, what the hell is happening
No way in hell gonna watch this #^$%
I'd rather eat a piece of $*&%
But I gave up, gave the show a chance
Didnt know how else to makem shut up
a few minutes in I still didnt get it
so I thought "keep goin" then maybe I'd see
ep 2 ep 3 one minute I was me then
YAY the next I'm a brony
so that's how it went, I have my reasons
just waitin for the next damn season
and here I am just spreadin the word
come one, come all! WELCOME TO THE HERD
(Verse 7 - Pori)
You never guess what happened to me today,
One of ma Homies called, and he said to me "Hey!"
He told me that he was a bronie too.
and his favourite pony has the colour blue.
I said," yeah man ponies are the shit,
And i also like Rainbow Dash quite a bit.
But the best of the best is applejack,
i mean applebucking, how cool is that."
He looked at me and said "What Rainbow Dash?
shes not the coolest one, she never get my cash.
I rather like it great and powerful,
ITS TRIXIE, so magical."
"Well thats like youre opinion man,
Im not that big one of a trixie fan
and i think she looks a little bit like a witch,
but whatever dawg, love and tolerance, BITCH!"
released August 16, 2011
Pinkie Pie Swear (Beat), NotACleverPony (Beat), Swagberg (Verse 1&3), Maros (Verse 2), LULZ-y (Verse 4), pogosama (Verse 5), r0ninKai (Verse 6), Pori (Verse 7), Shadow Dash (Mix)